I read at Today's Leaders Forum that some microblog platform (FNN) interviewed Dame Patience Jonathan recently. Here's the excerpt :
FNN: Your exelle….
PEJ: No, just call me mama Peace.
FNN: Mama Peace, how have you managed to stay away from the news for this long?
PEJ: My brother, its God. I am just happy to be alive, me and my husband and children.
FNN: so what has Mama Peace been up to?
PEJ: I have been going classes to get my
Ph.D. I cannot allow only Ebele to be
answering Doctor in the house *laughter
ensues*
FNN: do you miss life in Aso Rock?
PEJ: I cannot tell you lie, I miss it. But to God be the Glory, in 2019 I will be back there
FNN: Wow! Does President Goodluck intend to run again?
PEJ: Noo, not Ebele. Me
FNN: Wow Wow Wow
PEJ: yes O my brother. I have been looking Tele and seeing what Hilary is doing in
America. If she can contest, I will contest. Man have been ruling our country since1960, but look at us. Suffer suffer
everywhere.
FNN: So you fancy your chances of becoming
president? Do you think you have the CV?
PEJ: Did Obasanjo have CV?
FNN: Valid point.
PEJ: look, this our country have mature to have a Woman President. Hilary that is
contesting, does she have two head? The woman in Liberia does she have 2 head?
FNN: But Mama Peace, do you think you have the requisite political clout?
PEJ: I have requisite, I have deposit. Go and look at Wike in Port Harcourt. I will not say more than that. Those wey know know
*laughter*
FNN: Well it’s been a pleasure interviewing
you Ma. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
PEJ: Thank you my brother. Greet your family
for me.
Looooooooooooooooooooooool! This can’t be our former first lady jor!

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