Tuesday, 9 February 2016

PATIENCE JONATHAN FOR PRESIDENT 2019

I read at Today's Leaders Forum that some microblog platform (FNN) interviewed Dame Patience Jonathan recently. Here's the excerpt : FNN: Your exelle…. PEJ: No, just call me mama Peace. FNN: Mama Peace, how have you managed to stay away from the news for this long? PEJ: My brother, its God. I am just happy to be alive, me and my husband and children. FNN: so what has Mama Peace been up to? PEJ: I have been going classes to get my Ph.D. I cannot allow only Ebele to be answering Doctor in the house *laughter ensues* FNN: do you miss life in Aso Rock? PEJ: I cannot tell you lie, I miss it. But to God be the Glory, in 2019 I will be back there FNN: Wow! Does President Goodluck intend to run again? PEJ: Noo, not Ebele. Me FNN: Wow Wow Wow PEJ: yes O my brother. I have been looking Tele and seeing what Hilary is doing in America. If she can contest, I will contest. Man have been ruling our country since1960, but look at us. Suffer suffer everywhere. FNN: So you fancy your chances of becoming president? Do you think you have the CV? PEJ: Did Obasanjo have CV? FNN: Valid point. PEJ: look, this our country have mature to have a Woman President. Hilary that is contesting, does she have two head? The woman in Liberia does she have 2 head? FNN: But Mama Peace, do you think you have the requisite political clout? PEJ: I have requisite, I have deposit. Go and look at Wike in Port Harcourt. I will not say more than that. Those wey know know *laughter* FNN: Well it’s been a pleasure interviewing you Ma. Best of luck in your future endeavors. PEJ: Thank you my brother. Greet your family for me. Looooooooooooooooooooooool! This can’t be our former first lady jor!

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